post debate stupor......Dearest Senators Obama, and McCracker, um, McPalin, um, Mc,Cain,
Lulu and I just wanted to drop a line and tell you how wonderful last night's debate was - so magical and delicious! Your underlings are so adorable, both of them.
We are writing with the hope that you can send us their autographed photos with club pins so we can add them to our scrapbook of idols. Our mom told us that it wasn't American Idol, but she was wrong wrong wrong! But one thing puzzled us. How come no one sang? We tried the mute on the remote more than once, and we even selected different languages, but still. No singing. We have to say, that was a bit of a disappointment, but overall we were still really excited to see the 3rd and 4th runner's up going head to toe, so to speak!
Can you clear up a couple of facts for us so we can enter them into our "Idol" scrapbook? First, what grade is Sarah Palin in? I, Phoebe thought she would be in 11th grade cause she got to wear lots of make-up and really high heeled shoes. I learned recently that those are called stilettos! Lulu apparently knows all about those and she said they were not Louboutins whatever that means.
Anyway, Lulu thought Sarah Palin might be in 8th grade and because it was such a special night, she got to wear stilettos and make-up. Is 8th grade right? Cause if it is, I lose the bet and have to paste all the photos into the scrapbook, and missing an opposable thumb, you have no idea how long that takes! I hope I win!
We weren't sure if Sarah was winking at us, but we thought so. We heard the shout-out to some third grade, and it might have been our class, if only our mother would send us to school. We hate home schooling if you really want to know! BORING!!!!
Both of us thought the other Idol was adorable and so fluffy! He must be the oldest one in the finals this year, huh? Oh wait! Isn't there another runner up who is older? When did Idol raise the age limit? Well, anyway, he sure was fun to watch. Lulu thought his suit was rad, but wondered how come he didn't get to wear Zenga? He deserved it! She also thought Sarah's suit was a bit subdued, but happy to see it was tailored well. Lulu seems to know all about those things because her clothes are tailored too. Something about being petite. Something I, Phoebe, know nothing about because I get to wear off the rack. Like O'Biden apparently.
One last question before we sign off. Who is Dick Cheney? They talked about him and his powers and we have never seen him on Idol before. Can he sing? Does he have anything on the charts? And if he did have too much power, as contestant Biden said, how come no one sent him to his room? Or wait! Is that how come we haven't seen him? Is in time-out? And why was there a big hush when Sarah said she wanted to be just like him and even more! Wouldn't that be important if she ends up being the 2nd runner up and the really really old Idol contestant, McCain wins? Cause you know, she could have a bigger hit album than him! It's happened before.
And since she is still in 11th grade (haha Lulu, I am writing, so I get to say it!) doesn't she have tons of time to do like Britney Spears, and have a couple of meltdowns and come-backs? And still be our Idol?!
Ohoh. Have to go now. Mom is coming in and it is her computer! She hates when we send postcards. I don't know why. The last one we sent was to Nancy Regan complimenting her on her husband's role in Star Wars. We heard that from you, Senator McCain at the last debate! So we rented the movie, and there he was, but we didn't know he played a big monkey, but he did it so well. Anyway, our Mom found the postcard where we told Mrs. Regan that her husband was a great monkey in Star Wars. Mom is totally house trained, yet she peed on the floor. Ugh. That was not a good day at all!
Ok. Bye for now. And please settle our bet. I really really want to win! But if you are too busy to write back, could you ask Tina Fey if she will fill in, cause we think she is totally a better Sarah Palin than Sarah Palin. Maybe Tina Fey can sing?
Oh oh. One last thing. Lulu reminded me. Can you send us some of Sarah's letter "g's" that littered the floor last night at the Idol debate? Apparently the end of her words didn't need all those "g's"! Can Sarah autograph those too?
Your fans,
Lulu and Phoebe (the Boston Terriers from California!)
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