Tuesday, September 16, 2008

September 16, 2008: Tina Fey Sexist says Carly Fiorina and McCain to Wall St. Rescue with a 9/11-like Commission!




From TV Guide online:

McCain Advisor Calls Tina Fey 'Sexist' Viewers liked Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live, and so did Sarah Palin. But another member of Team McCain says Fey's portrayal was sexist. "Well, I think she looked a bit like her," former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina said on MSNBC. "I think, of course, the portrait was very dismissive of the substance of Sarah Palin, and so in that sense, they were defining Hillary Clinton as very substantive, and Sarah Palin as totally superficial. "I think that continues the line of argument that is disrespectful in the extreme, and yes, I would say, sexist in the sense that just because Sarah Palin has different views than Hillary Clinton does not mean she lacks substance. She has a lot of substance." The 30 Rock creator may be weirded-out to be accused of sexism. As SNL's first female head writer, she's helped women move ahead in entertainment — just as Fiorina did for women in technology. Were you offended by Fey's portrayal? Watch it again below and tell us what you think. — Tim Molloy


Lulu and Phoebe merely farted at the suggestion that their beloved Tina Fey would be a sexist! Strangely enough both agree that Ms. Fiorina did something for women in technology, but it sure wasn't anything good! In fact, if anything, she might have taught them how to piss a company in to the toilet, flush it but good, and blame everyone and everything else for their own incompetence. Wait! Where have we heard that before?

Tina Fey did an excellent job defining the one dimensional character we call Palin. She nailed the nuances and the fervor right on. Kudos to her for demonstrating through that comedic skit what many of us have seen and known since the powers that be behind the McCain campaign tossed her into our living rooms. Lulu feels that this is personal. Tina Fey is one of her favorites. And Phoebe would like to extract both Karl Rove and Carly Fiorina out of the McCain campaign and have the McCain- man speak for himself.

Both of them have left the majority of typing up to me since their dog-gas is quite debilitating after reading the morning news. Or, as they would say, they were banned from the room for a bit just in case someone lights a match.

But before they left, Lulu and Phoebe left instructions for poor Wall Street. GROW A PAIR! Find some in a drawer vacated by the tumbling employees rolling out the doors with their resumes in hand on the way to landing a job at Starbucks. Oh wait. They closed a bunch of those stores too. Ok. How about if we unleash McCain with his plan he outlined in Good Morning America this morning that made both Lulu and Phoebe spit out their food. A 9/11 like commission???? Seriously? Wow. That would definitely help, in about 45 years - when it is documented in some textbook how miserably the 9/11 commission failed to do its job and the follow-up Wall St. 9/11 like commission also failed to do its job too. Yikes. Woof. Yeah, let us spend millions to study why Wall St. is falling apart. That'll help.

How about doing it the way Lulu and Phoebe suggest which is to begin again with some sense of ethical integrity, no George W. and friends anywhere on the block, and hire the brains of pooches like Lulu, Phoebe, Dr. Fruitface, G-man, and oh, ok. Alan Greenspan. Now that would be a committee.

Pht to Carly Fiorina and double Pht to McCain and his 9/11 like Wall St. Commission idea!

No comments: