Mother goats with bluebell smurf whiskers! McCrackberry wins debate that has not happened yet! Or. Wait! The universe has a time rip and it is actually tomorrow already. Yessss, that's it. And the fault belongs to none other than the stars of our show, Lulu and Phoebe, which is why they have that "ohoh trouble" look on their cute little mugs. I told them not to toss that special little ball around - the one with the universe floating in the middle. Oops.
Chargrined, the duo do a bit of research and find that indeed, the McCrackberry campaign has placed an ad in today's Wall Street Journal:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/images/26Sep_Friday_WSJ.JPG
And here is the link to Salon where we found this info:
http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2008/09/26/mccain_wins/index.html
After a good old snort fest, complete with saliva splattered monitor, the duo realize they haven't really upset the universe after all.
Their theory: our universe is still exactly where we last placed it. But unfortunately, McPains universe is suffering from a few cracks. Nothing a little smurf glue won't fix. Someone from Smurf Village please send them a tube, or a gallon. They might need more as time speeds by, um, at a slightly different rate. Speaking of, check the postage rate for sending a parcel to another universe first! It might be cheaper to send it to Russia first so they can toss it over to Palin's house. Who knows. It might land on her front step.
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